Off The Clock

Kindly set your Out-of-Office reply.

Effective immediately, morale is being redirected to the Off The Clock: Tick-Tock Tease Initiative.

All adult persons (and only those amenable to the occasional f-bomb or titty twirl) are instructed to clock out of the real world and report directly to The Clocktower for a high-impact performance review featuring Burlesque, Aerial, Drag, Variety, Comedy, and Cocktails.

This monthly assembly includes:

• Chances for Upward Mobility

• Hard-launch initiatives
  

• Full-frontal transparency reviews
  

• Executive stimulation package
  

• High-impact thrust initiatives
  

• Intentional undressing of assets
  

Business attire optional. Good vibes required.

PLEASE NOTE: Productivity may increase after applause. Liquid encouragement available.

Failure to attend may result in chronic boredom and under-stimulated creativity.

We look forward to your full participation in this after-hours morale- and confidence-boosting, corset-busting, good-time-having opportunity.

Warmest regards,
Selena Bone'Em Harder
OTC CEO

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